FUNNY JOCKS

Number 1:
Young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The
old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was
1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."


"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day
polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for
ten cents ."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in
two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00
pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of
which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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Number 2:
Osama Bin-Laden started believing in astrology and went to a special astrologist to ask him when will be the day he dies.
"You will die on an American holiday", said the astrologist.
"How can you be so sure of that?" asked Bin-Laden.
"Well, any day you die will be an American holiday".
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Number3:
A
boy went to his grandfather's house for a week. On the first night at
dinner he found a thick, slimy goo on his plate, so he said to his
grandfather "Grandpa is this plate clean?"
"As clean as cold water
can get them." his grandfather answered. This went on for the rest of
the week. On the last day when the boy was leaving the dog wouldn't let
him through. So he said "Grandpa your dog won't let
me through." His grandfather replied "Cold Water go lie down
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Number 4:
A
little boy was doing his Geography homework one evening and turned to
his father and said, "Daddy, where would I find the Andes?" "Don't ask
me," said his father. "Ask your mother. She puts everything away in
this house."

i hope you like the

the best one was number 4, then comes number 3

i'm LMAO